I, Flat Broke, of the State of Poverty, being of unsound financial status do hereby make, publish and declare this to be my Last Will and Testament to wit:
1. I leave to my four sons, Gone Broke, Flat Broke Jr., Been Broke and Almost Broke, all my debts, to be shared equally.
2. I leave to my three daughters, Patience Broke, Never Broke and Going Broke, the knowledge that I was always Broke and they will always be Broke.
3. I leave to my beloved wife, Broken Hearted Broke, not one thing as I am Flat Broke.
Signed, Sealed, Published and Declared this 28th day of January 1997.
FLAT BROKE
Witness our hands:
Nearly Broke
Positively Broke